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Perhaps I Dream

Have a Heart

Around and About

The Constant Presence

There Must Be an Answer

What’s the Secret?

Billionaires Big and Small

Grapple with It

Funny Not Funny

Fresh Lessons

Don’t Even

Every Pile of Kindling Meets Its Match

Double Word Score

Don’t Count Your Chickens

On the Bright Side

Since You Ask


20% Lean 50% Fat 30% Unknown

Lateral Mobility

Leadership Crisis

One for One

Be Thankful



The Stars Don’t Lie

I’m Okay, You’re Okay

If You Can’t Take the Sweet

Born Jolly

That Look

Watch the Birdie

Going Through a Phase

So Much to Be Thankful For

Of Rings and Ringtones

Unpromising Signs

Sounds Better Than It Is

A Bright Outlook for Spring

May Ahab a Moment of Your Time


Forever Young-ish

Only Good for What It Buys


Father of Our Country

Survival of the Ickest

Can Do

What’s Coming Up

Still the Old You

Traffic in Souls


The King-Makers

Something Uplifting

Age and Custom

To Everything There is a Season

Whatever Next!

Wrongs Not Right

On the Campaign Trail

Grave Accents

Manifest Destiny

Off on the Wrong Foot!

At Sea on Land

Smarten Up

Angels Rush In

As Sitteth I Bereft in Parchèd Spirit

The Bigger Picture

Puny Efforts

A Matter of Policy

Learn a New Language

Walk a Mile in My Ruby Slippers

The Once and Future (or not) Party

Behind the Strings

A Study with an Accent of Scarlet

Coming Soon to a Château Near You

Treacherous Nature

Climb Every Mountain

Handy in Some Ways

The Worryin’ Candidate

Dropping In

You Can Generate So Much Static

Pop Goes the Weasel

What’s It to Ya?

Mixed Message

Close Harmony

Chapeau of Loathe

Gettin’ Sticky

You Might Have Checked the Map

Proceed with Caution

At War with Reality

The Ghouls of Little Monsterington


Village Charm

Hey There, Lonely Ghoul

The Prisoner in the Pit

Reaching Out to a Stranger

A Hand Up

Just Passing Through

Abridged Edition

Taking the Long Way

Taken into Custody

The Duties of Friendship

A Ghoul Is Born

Like a Box of Chocolates

Time Marches On

Wooden Stakes Are for Vampires

Heredity is Destiny

Blame First, Then Action

A Demotic Inclination

Necessary Concessions

Dealing from a Weak Position

Complaint Department

Escape from Grudgerton

On Madame Turbinot’s Yacht

Sea-Level Negotiations

A Day Late and a Magic Bean Short

Nothing But Blue Skies

A Little Saturation

One Day You’ll Come Crawling

A Drop of Advice

For Whom the Grudge Tolls

Linnet and the Beast

He Wasn’t Born Big and Bad

If It Sounds Nice

Far Afield

Travel Is Broadening

I Hear Music

Dynamo Brothers

The story begins

The story continues


Time for a Counter-Strategy

C of M HQ

More Malevolence

Making Plans

Objectives Gel

The Leader’s Analyst

The Visigoth Comes Aboard

An Intruder

Tad Attacks


The Assault is Launched

A Safe Ear

Devil’s Logic

Honky-Tonk Blues




Disco Fever

A Little Background

Possum Gossip

Taking a Bead


A Re-stabilizing Campaign

More Confrontations

In Speaking of the Culture

Give Pucks a Chance

How’d We Get Like This?

Again, the Scenic Overlook

Commando Kittens

The Cartel Strikes

A Timely Word

Heat’s On!

Off Like Clockwork

Push Comes to Shove

Little Visitors

Got by the Bot

It Don’t Take High Tech

At Brutalitec Arena

The Straight Dope and the Fake Dope

One Size Fits Barbie

Just a Fall Drive, That’s All

Probing the Cracks

Until the Lights Go Out

Reeled Back In

Global Concerns

Bad Moon Rising

Would a New Kitty Help?

Double, Double, Toil and Trouble

If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Another

All Hell Roped Back In


Off, Off Broadway

Musical Interlude

Inquiring Minds


Why Be Unpleasant

Sackcloth and Ashes for Nothing

You Have Been Warned

The Dissatisfactions of Sheer Obedience

Procession Day

No Fooling

Bless This Dust

Power Outage

Ask Me No Questions

The House of Spooky Annoyances

Menace Aforethought

Sooner or Later

Busy Work

Change in the Air

Let’s Talk About Love

Ship of Fools

The Curtain Falls

If You’re Not Watching Every Minute

I Will Survive

Always a Toe to Be Stepped On

Fast-Talking Stranger

Fangs for Nothing

Ancestral Ties


Alien Eyes

Can They Be Stopped?

Et Tu, Darling?

You Make Us Better

The Secret Is to Keep Busy

You’ll Learn to Like It